Our team is dedicated to the pursuit of perfection in the art of doing nothing.
Our motto: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
We've perfected the art of putting things off until the last possible moment, and then some.
1. Never start with the easy task.
2. Never check the deadline.
3. Assume the task will take exactly as long as you want it to take.
4. Always blame the cat.
1. We prioritize fun over productivity.
2. We value creativity over completion.
3. We believe that a job well delayed is a job well done.